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RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am
5L because it's true!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.19/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


R2-D2 COMPUTER CASE - The perfect gift for the Star Wars geek. "Hint, hint."


TAGS: r2 d2 star wars geek
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 5:30 pm
It's a computer, you can use Xbox 360 controllers with a PC.
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:34 pm
I want one...
- January 6, 2013, 7:31 am
Sorry, I found the picture on a website of Star Wars computer gear, where it was labeled as a "Computer Case." I don't own an XBox, so I didn't recognize it.
zoomer296 - December 27, 2012, 10:24 pm
That's an XBOX 360.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


Thunder from the sky -


TAGS: b52
Rating: 4.09/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:02 pm
@curlyrocks let that be a lesson to you when you fight against Red Fascist invaders the Americans support you, when you support the murder of Americans fight you.
Bolverk3778 - June 29, 2013, 5:00 pm
Na load the C5 with as many MOAB's as it can carry and drop them on as many camps that have been identified. Then let them complain about the drone flights!!
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 4:08 pm
oh it's a B-52, I thought it might be one of those C5's loaded to the t*** with cash for the Taliban we used to send over.


STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.62/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:16 pm
...And women seem to have the strength to bring that against them... yet, all to-often, sadly seem to lack the strength to prevent themselves from doing. ***ist? Yes... But how is it fair to keep my mouth shut, but for you to not do so?
soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


1900 Germans imagine year 2000 -


TAGS: 1900 2000
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:27 am
No-thanks! Having to push an internal-combustion powered car when it runs out of fuel is hard enough... and I don't need someone getting on my case over cutting-down their tree.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 5, 2016, 7:48 am
This is so Steampunk, it's awesome. I kinda wish they had been right, imagine living in a Steampunk world!


Catch 22 -


TAGS: catch22 fire
Rating: 4.5/5

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cicilia - April 11, 2014, 11:21 pm
Irony strikes again.


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


HARLEY-DAVIDSON - Harleys played their part in WW2 Your Honda mows my lawn


TAGS: harley wla ww2 honda mower
Rating: 4.11/5

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MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:43 am
GOOD LUCK IN THE SWEET 16 go badgers, THIS WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNIER HAD YOU USED A RENAULT OR FRENCH VEHICLE.
ughomer - March 20, 2013, 3:32 pm
Made in Wisconsin, sold worldwide. 5L


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


HEY SIR? THE BAD GUYS ARE THIS WAY... -


TAGS: 2lt
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by foxrecon19d

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:55 pm
I once stood a post with a Second Lieutenant, Military Intelligence. Thank GOD he had a head on his shoulders and listened to SNCOs.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:46 am
Send this to MilitaryLulz.
Greeny - June 25, 2013, 7:04 pm
lol
foxrecon19d - June 25, 2013, 6:41 pm
Good evening, my friend! Been doing well. Good to see you, as well. Hope things are going good for you
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:35 pm

real good to see you fox. how you been keeping?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:26 pm

lolz
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:22 pm

Reminds me of Clint Eastwood's CO in Heartbreak Ridge~~5LLLLL


Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.67/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


the anzio 20mm sniper rifle -


TAGS: 20mm
Rating: 4.25/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:58 am
Maxim 37. There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."


THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

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steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


true love -




THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-p****.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little b**** who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment wh***?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming


TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


20 Something -




APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


AVATAR 2 - Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid !


TAGS: mr bean avatar 2
Rating: 3.37/5

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FIYAHPOWA -


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

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aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm
BAD!


LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

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motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...


NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm

LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.


TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.19/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)


REALITY MAKES US OLD -


TAGS: memory dy2012
Rating: 4.84/5

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dy2012 - May 16, 2012, 9:47 am
thanks @thecrotchetyoldcynic, he reminds me of my late grandpa(war veteran)..never in my life I saw him angry...with me :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:35 am
So true. But one advantage of getting old is you get to be grouchy all the time, and people take your complaints as advice. Oh, yeah }:) BTW, 5lions
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:30 am
thanks spypengen
spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
5L I wish I had made this poster.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
thnx garyO...hehe he is captain awesome
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:39 am
Apparently you picked the right one, dy. Nicely done. 5L easy. Man, I wish I still looked as good as that stud muffin. ……the one in the wife beater shirt.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 6:38 am
I was in a quandary if I will post this one yesterday I'm not sure if I made the right caption, I hope I did the right one...
Reality Lord - May 15, 2012, 6:33 am

That's what my ex said too :)
fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:44 pm
5omeone take reality out back and slap it up a bit


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm
Good’n, spy....5L


DECEMBER 7TH, PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.


WILL SMITH - Lady GaGa before Lady GaGa was Lady GaGa!


TAGS: will smith lady gaga will2k
Rating: 4.64/5

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calvin5040 - November 27, 2011, 11:28 am
Just some multi award winning actor/rapper/producer/centimillionaire from West Philadelphia.
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:23 am
Who's Will Smith ?
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:37 pm
LOL
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:36 pm
No his Will-2k music video from the Willennium Album.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
From his latest movie, iFabulous?


2012 - The end is near bring it on


TAGS: 2012
Rating: 3.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:45 pm
I remember The End. A few years ago, they toured with 3 Inches Of Blood and GWAR


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down


TAGS: combustible lemon grenade portal2
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Seiji

Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.


ANNE FRANK - HIDE & SEEK CHAMPION Hid: 6 July 1942 Found: 4 Aug 1944


TAGS: anne frank hide seek 1942 1944
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:23 pm
The stairway to the attic should have been drenched in Ges***o blood when the Frank's were finally removed.
Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 2:16 pm
BS. Osama Bin Laden is the Hide & Seek Champion. Hid: 11 September 2001, Found: not yet.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:36 am
Hey! That's not nice. Forseti, if he bans you, I'll unban f0rseti and forsati. :P
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
you'll help train mine if you comment on this poster again, forsleepi
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:33 am
as I said... But I only wanted to help Aggy and rerun to train their banning-skillz. I'm such an angel... I'm impressed by myself again. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:29 am
All twelve of your other usernames are still banned... Most people probably can't make all the mistakes you did. LoL jk :P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:21 am
he can't do all the mistakes i did :-P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
d*** it. Sorry for multiposting!
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome? I thought you meant he'd be the same as you :_)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:18 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
MO - May 26, 2010, 9:15 am
d***!! Aggy you're up awful early. What's shakin?
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:13 am
forseti..... please don't instigate.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 am
Well, it's not allowed here. We have few rules here... and they need to be adhered to. Please cease the argument that this is ok. Things slip past moderators from time to time. This is not original. And accuracy doesn't make it better. Try harder.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 8:58 am
i prefer plagiarized good pics to selfmade bad ones... ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:42 am
Do you blame them for hiding after all the nasty stuff they let you do to them Culos?
culos - May 26, 2010, 8:39 am
First of all, this is a copy paste job with the same crappy text lay out I saw elsewhere a long time ago. Secondly, what's so special about this one that people seem to be offended? Tons of teenage girls hide in their rooms to write in their diaries!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:33 am
"delete the older one"? WTF forseti! Delete nothing and slam frenchie for purposely plagiarizing. You boys are talking like greybeards, yet not a hint of grey! Earn your place noobs... and you may earn an opinion.
mike34 - May 26, 2010, 6:47 am
It may be a sad part of the history. But it's a very good poster. It's funny even if you don't want to admit it.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:04 am
anyhow it's hard to find a truely original picture. all of us copy pics without having the copyright. And here are thousands of pics, so duplicates are normal. I just try to vote impartial and have fun. BUT: Woe betide anyone who copies my pics!!!!1111 ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 4:49 am
Thanks, forseti. It's nice to know that someone understands we're here to have a laugh. Google search Anne Frank, and we'll find that these two Motifakes are not the first of it's kind - others have written this joke long before us.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:31 am
delete the older one, this here is a little more funny and less "imprecise". Also we're all sure that this was just a sudden inspiration of the Frenchman without knowing the older pic. Benefit of the doubt! Don't be Nazis! ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 3:23 am
You laugh at other grotesque stuff, but this isn't funny? At least it's historically accurate. If the other guy corrected his dates, I’d withdraw mine, though I'd need instructions for how (I have sent inquiry by reply to a Mod).
SLee - May 26, 2010, 2:17 am
by wrong I mean making a joke out of a sad part of history and by lame i mean that this isn't even funny. Of all the stuff that gets rejected and this is let through -_-
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 1:45 am
You have wrong and lame confused with funny and plagiarized.
SLee - May 26, 2010, 1:41 am
who let this through, this is wrong and lame
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:53 pm
Pathetic.
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 11:18 pm
not cool man. not cool. 1L
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:14 pm
WTF? You make a comment on a poster that is almost exactly the same as this? #12898. 1L


DRONES -


TAGS: war terror 12 remote planes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 1, 2013, 4:20 am
Check out this Poster http://www.demotivationalposters.net/drones-drones-nsa-papa-johns-demotivational-posters-164550.html
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:16 am
The war on terror will soon begin at home - we will all soon see these things in cities all across America (FAA says there will be 10,000 law enforcement drones flying over America by 2020, despite fears over privacy violation). I feel safer already-NOT!!


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


12/21/2012 -


TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....


AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.


TAGS: aa12 sh**gun army
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by rambukk

agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The g** slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What a**hole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat **** jack. f***ing faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper d***o up your a** Jack Woodward


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by RnR

aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


The Future -


TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:13 pm
Screw hover-boards... They made a functional JET-pack back in 1970, so where-the-hell's mine!?
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.


2012 - This will be an epic death.




HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




Our Generation -


TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.25/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Sean - September 28, 2009, 4:10 pm
If it's 50 for a fat kid than the anorexic anarchist off his side's gotta be worth 200, no?
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:37 pm
Right on target! 5 purple-maned Lions!
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 10:30 am
I 5L'd this one! haha...
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 10:27 am
Excellent! Now you're cooking with gas, yeo!


Sing I Said ! -


TAGS: 2015
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:24 am
Cheers, mate! May the year ahead bring you health, wealth, and happiness! Stay safe, Mao!
JesusWept - January 1, 2015, 3:02 pm
Thanks, mao! Same to you!
Oldsod - January 1, 2015, 6:36 am
Mazel tov!
Greeny - January 1, 2015, 5:44 am
HNY Mao
maoworks2 - December 31, 2014, 6:40 pm
Happy New Year MissPriss And Be Safe .
maoworks2 - December 31, 2014, 6:39 pm
Happy New Year GaryO Be Safe .
MissPriss - December 31, 2014, 5:16 pm
All the best to you too mao!
GaryO - December 31, 2014, 4:47 pm
WOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOF!


UNPREPARED - This guy is not.


TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm
That ph**o was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


MY PRECIOUS -


TAGS: precious dy2012
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - December 17, 2012, 1:23 am
thanks Gandalf
maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:30 am
Yes ! 5 Would be's.
dy2012 - December 16, 2012, 4:15 am
thnx sho
Sho - December 15, 2012, 9:47 pm
Indeed. 5L


PRODUCT PLACEMENT 2 -


TAGS: june calendar 28th
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by house

lilyrose234 - June 26, 2015, 9:16 pm
Sickening. s**t!
440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 9:05 pm
i sure hope the camera is on...bro send me the pix
champ99 - June 28, 2011, 2:52 pm
Now THAT is a Smart Phone...


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


2012 - Making visitation rights even more difficult.


TAGS: 2012
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 10:05 am
this pic alone looks 10x better than the movie...
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 8:57 pm
Someone has a LOT of sidewalk chalk. Or use to.


2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Matt

Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right b****.


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


IT IS BETTER TO BE A FOOL WITH LOVE THAN SANE WITHOUT LOVE -


TAGS: love dy2012
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by dy2012

Kspace - May 21, 2012, 7:46 am
What I'd like to know is who in Hell keeps giving dogs to homeless people...
dy2012 - May 20, 2012, 2:55 pm
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
Very Nice !
dy2012 - May 20, 2012, 11:54 am
thanks... I just saw this touching ph**o a while ago...and it drives me crazy to make a poster out of it
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 10:08 am
Excellent picture, worth the 5L by itself.


SMOKING -


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.


and what a time it was -


TAGS: kennedy paul simon nov 22
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

kellyvanrijn - January 3, 2015, 7:49 pm
I wonder if he was thinking about b***** Marilyn Monroe when this picture was taken?
tellitlikeitis - November 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
One of my favourites:)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:24 am
Dang...forgot
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 10:07 pm
5 me lord.


I LOVE MUAY THAI -




WET BUNNY - I can haz towelz now.


TAGS: bunny earthquake21
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Earthquake21

4 - June 30, 2009, 3:31 pm
i thought it was a duck
Jjonzz - May 15, 2009, 3:17 pm
Just use a Hare Dryer


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


$200 -




21st Century Weather -




2009 IS KILLING ME -


TAGS: august 7 part 2
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:49 pm
FUKCING AMSOME!!! 5L
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:28 am
...he'd what? Go Joe Pesci on them?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:24 am
I can imagine....
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:23 am
Ha! agdaniele has been going easy on the timmys? I'll have to look out for his older comments then.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:02 am
I can haz bat to smash spam cartoon posters?


365 FOOLS -




2010 -


TAGS: 2010 conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?


THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.


TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm
Perfect.


2012 - The clock is ticking . . .


TAGS: obama sarah palin democrats republicans liberals 2012
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by North Star

Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 11:40 am
Thanks LD, nothing wrong with the guy having a palin fantasy. Lots of people that wouldn't mind grudge . . . nvm. :)
Sean - November 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Dammit LD, I feel so stupid now. Thanks for not sending me a PM pointing that out.
LogicDude - November 14, 2009, 11:00 pm
Having a shoe fetish is nothing to ashamed of - and Obama is JUST A MAN DAMMIT! A man who likes a nice black leather spike heel to the forehead...
Sean - November 14, 2009, 6:25 pm
Nothing racist going on here. Move along folks.
alohadude - November 14, 2009, 6:15 pm
you shouldn't write a book until you actually read one
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 4:45 pm
This is low... even for you.


2ND BN, 54TH IN REGT - "Mailed Foot" Best Damn Battalion on Sand Hill Get Used to it


TAGS: 2 54
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by David

wigglywabbit - May 28, 2010, 3:39 am
My apologies.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 2:06 am
You're.
wigglywabbit - May 28, 2010, 1:32 am
your still just in the army
Ferninja - May 20, 2009, 9:57 am
chillthef***out antiprivate. He's one of the team. Espirit de corps. Hooah
AntiPrivate - November 25, 2008, 1:20 pm
Sandhill = Training Why dont you actually get deployed and do something


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2LD - Full or normal peop.. We never luuuuz ai hop u laik pain


TAGS: suds kaka 2ld
Rating: 1.61/5

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brock0lee - September 17, 2008, 4:38 pm
tools


213 POSTS - Now that's tricky.


TAGS: tricky 213 posts feef
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by Patrick

jim - September 25, 2008, 9:55 pm
wtf does this have 2 do with fire emblem? though anything having 2 do with FE is cool in my book.
WTF FTW HUH? - July 28, 2008, 12:13 am
wtf?


LOGIC DUDE -


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!


BACK IN MY DAY... - ...we never relied on those fancy, dancy car drying fans at the car wash. We hung our cars out to dry.


TAGS: 234111
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 7:52 pm
I saw something like this when on army training in Norway in '84. We wondered how the truck cab got hung up on a log with the arse and canopy under a bridge.
calvin5040 - February 8, 2012, 10:11 pm
HOW IN THE ...... you know what I.... I... I don't want to know. O_o


WHATS THAT SONG? -


TAGS: calender 27 alien karaoke decipher
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by conundrum

conundrum - August 27, 2011, 9:10 am
I'm glad some one got it... I was scared the joke would be missed...
Greeny - August 27, 2011, 8:52 am
Hahaha-There's that 5ong again!


YOU SIR - ARE WEAK!!!




LEST WE FORGET -




SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




YOUR JEDI POWER - Use it now.


TAGS: jedi g20 england
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by darkiz

Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
Lift the fence like it is nothing, see the fence flow off the air. think it then do it my young jedi.
hehe - June 1, 2009, 12:40 pm
1st i wat lyt ... then i lol'd
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Made me laugh


Never Gonna Give You Up -




END OF THE WORLD -




SILVER PLANE, PRETTY NAME - Left behind death, fire and pain. But before you judge, point finger in blame, Ask, "What would I have done?" ..... I bet no answer came.


TAGS: enola g** bomb ww2 judge
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
I'm not talking about Gook Ear Stern.
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:34 pm
In the war there was a guy name Gook Ear Stern. My Great grandad remembers him from the war in the tales for Australia. He was a brave man and a great one too. He made through the war as a gunman, of course back then a gunman was one of the leaders.
jmanderson - June 3, 2012, 11:04 am
if it wernt for those two bombs there wouldnt be any japaneese people any more they would fought until they were all dead
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 6:25 pm
Exactly. As terrible as the effects of the bombs were, there would have been a hell of a lot less people in the world when the war ended than if they hadn't been dropped. Thanks for your comment, Airman.
Airman - May 30, 2012, 5:17 pm
my Dad was in the pacific then. He flew in a B24 over Nagasaki the day before they dropped it. all of the troops were preparing for the invasion of Japan, and the casualty predictions were huge. On both sides. The bombs saved a lot of lives
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 10:55 am
Thanks, mao.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 10:22 am
Good Poster !
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:28 am
RonE, I'm glad you agree we cannot point fingers, especially without knowing the history involved. Much of the world was in ruins. Hundreds of thousands dead. They did what they thought had to be done. No matter how hard the decision.
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:07 am
...using them against the allies. In fact, nuclear materials captured from a surrendering German U-Boat (on its way to Japan) were used in the bombs themselves. The whole point of the poster is to ask what you or I would've done. In truth I cannot answer.
RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:07 am
I see someone commented on study history. Had nothing to do with "fanatasism." Nor "sticks and stones." People do not want to read or learn real history. Not nearly as exciting to know the real reason than it is to point fingers in angst.
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:03 am
The decision to drop those bombs must have been extremely hard, and was made by strong men. Their actions cannot be either condoned or condemned lightly. The Japanese and Germans both sought nuclear weapons themselves, and would not have hesitated...
pickleviper - May 30, 2012, 5:00 am
What happened when the bombs were dropped was terrible, but the only other option was a land invasion of Japan, which would have resulted in horrific casualties on both sides, including civilians who were being rallied to fight as well.
ipaprime - May 30, 2012, 2:10 am
stcks and stones mixed with fanatasism and another 100,000 dead americans + who knows how many dead japanese. study history some time
Derek - May 29, 2012, 10:31 pm
I would've kept the subs doing their good work. No more oil, no more war.


HANNUKAH - Lemme hear ya say OY!


TAGS: late entry for dec 12th
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - December 14, 2009, 7:58 pm

The Resident Jew (Me) gives this 5L
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 1:24 am
LOL!!! He's cutting his next album with 50 cent (haggled down from 75 cents)
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:30 pm
OY!...Only cause I'm forced to at certain times of the year


MAO - He has a house in Australia.


TAGS: kibu code geass r2 mao lelouche anime death note
Rating: 2.68/5

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CANADA - November 26, 2009, 1:56 am
I goa go too. I dont like my GF riding the bus home at night. see ya
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm Jamaican now. Tree=three, I'm not drinking maple syrup. I don't care if it is one of Canada's greatest exports. That and newspaper.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:50 am
Well, good night all. ROFL MAO I'm not g**. There's a tree drink minimum.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:55 am
That's like trying to balance out crack with heroin...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:49 am
Yep. That and House help balance out Glee.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:48 am
Dexter...isn't that the one about the serial killer that kills other serial killers?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:45 am
This has been a perfect episode so far, but it cut me off in the middle. Hate.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:44 am
Don't you hate the time restraints sites use. It seems like it always hits me in the middle of a two-parter.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
I recommend anime shipudenn or something like that. Almost every anime there is, is on there in their whole. Currently, I'm waiting 20 more freakin minutes so I can finish the newest episode of Dexter.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:40 am
I hear you, man. I rarely watch things as they come out. Recently, I've become addicted to DBZ-Zone.org. They got a few great series on there.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:38 am
I don't watch much tv on tv, since I don't get alot of the shows when they come out. Usually I wait a year, but horay for the internet and certain sites.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:36 am
You know what was a great Anime on Adult Swim...S-Cry-Ed...and Bebop, though I never got into that.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:34 am
lol I love Venture Brothers. Adult swim gets the best shows. I also like Robot Chicken...but I'm a little ashamed of that.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:33 am
Due to the ages of my kids, most Anime is inappropriate. Due to my age, the only cartoons I'll watch on my own is South Park, Simpsons and Looney Tunes.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:31 am
I like some anime. I'm more about the immature adult shows like Venture Brothers and Metalocalypse.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:30 am
Really? I like Anime a lot. I find it's less inhibited than Western animation. I think, perhaps, you haven't given it a proper chance.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:26 am
Dude, you lost me completely. I told you I think Anime sucks. I didn't even like Kill Bill which was live action Anime.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:25 am
...but he has a house in Australia...Code Geass is a good show. I even like the English Dub, which is rare. Incredibly rare. They nailed Lelouch's voice.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:23 am
Bart, I know that answer. It's because Anime in general sucks and Anime with incoherent text really sucks. Sorry, Kibu.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:21 am
I don't understand why this is rated so low...
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
It's like an A-Bomb bursting backwards in my brain! Imagine, a mushroom cloud in reverse. A huge and expansive cosmos compressing itself into a single phallic shaped object.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:20 am
You forgot the M-80s, Mr. R. WTFO?
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:18 am
Kool aid. Fire ants. Video ***e. Fast motion. Hours of fun condensed into minutes of horror.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:17 am
Hours of fun?? I use a gallon of gas and a quarter stick of dynomite. It's over in about 45 seconds. (But it's a spectacular 45 seconds).
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:13 am
This is like a bag full of squirrels on FIRE! Hours of fun.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Or he could be a motifaker.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:10 am
There is something wrong with your head, Bart. You may have A.D.H.L.A.S.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 12:07 am
I know, dude! Isn't it just so random and awesome! I laugh so hard EVERY TIME I see it.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
o.O
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 5:00 pm
hysterically* too much to type *huff* *huff*
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 4:59 pm
I don't know why, but this makes me hyserically! 5


PAST IS PAST -


TAGS: forget remember dy2012
Rating: 4.82/5

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dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 2:04 pm
thanks hammy
Hawamleh - May 23, 2012, 10:47 am
God d*** man that is a good poster ! 5 lions !
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 10:28 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 7:58 am
Very Good.
dy2012 - May 23, 2012, 5:06 am
thanks RL
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm

stellar...again


2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."


TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.


GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).


TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 3.25/5

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Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
Yeah gun control. THAT'S what he's talking about there, GUN CONTROL. I mean why would he be talking about me. That just makes no sense. *looks around nervously*


GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!


TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the ph**o but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


BEING UNIQUE IS BETTER. -


TAGS: sui generis dy2012
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - August 25, 2012, 4:50 pm
these days being normal is so unique...


LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it




WHOA NELLY -




FIGHTING FIRE -


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2013, 10:18 am
Looks like a candle amidst molten rock. I like. Very poetic with the caption.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov ****tail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

so true. awesome pic crank.


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